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♥ is: how i relaxed after studying at panera yesterday - cleaning mochi’s keyboard.
the play-by-play:
- sugar snap pea salad called for toasted sesame seeds
- thinking: “oh shit, should not have been so excited with these damn toasted seeds, they’re everywhere…shit, i think they’re in my keyboard.”
- (note to self: stop bringing my laptop into the kitchen while cooking; nobody is chatting with you anyways, goddamn).
- next day, thinking: “oh god, do i have toasted sesames in my keyboard? theZ key will not press.”
- thinking: “well, i don’t really use the Z key that much…”
- at panera - popping off the E key just to check (photos start here)
- thinking: “HOLY SHIT THAT IS A LOT OF FUZZ IN THERE”
- pop off the R key, oh god MORE FUZZ.
- pop off keys Y, U, I…
- thinking: “okay, i need to get some arsenal for this job” (q-tips, swiss army knife & tweezer, hand sanitizer).
- panda thinking: “omg my gf is a freak, but this is funny so let’s take lots of photos of her cleaning her keyboard”
- TWEEZER FUZZ COLLECTION
- Sesame Seed Retrieval Count: FIVE
- COMPLETION and CLEANNNNNNNNNNN!
