♥ is: Aziz Ansari aka Tom Haverfood on Parks and Recreations. The show itself hasn’t really got me hooked, but I LOVE Aziz’s character, TOM!!!! 

Larry: hulk weiners > long ass rice > pre birds > fry fry chicky chick > pee cologne > bear drool > zerts. i mean come on
✓Moe:  my thoughts exactly

(via Moe)

I seriously can’t get enough of that clip AND this: http://tomhaverfoods.com/ (Cabbage Patch Kids! LMAO!)